![]() · Proven Fact - Cocktail Goggles are Real! When intoxicated, men get better looking because we don’t notice the asymmetry of their face. The biological explanation: An symmetric guy is less likely to have genetic defects and makes a better mate. · That "Just wanted to make sure you got my last message" follow-up to an e-mail, text, and voicemail is something that will haunt you always. Just. Don’t. Send .It! · If your bloke breaks up with you out of the blue, the out-of-the-blue part is really only on your end. · No gal in a healthy long-term relationship has ever uttered the words, "Gee, I really wish I'd slept with my man sooner." · A man will subconsciously position his belly button toward the woman in the room he fancies the most — even if he’s speaking with someone else. (You can easily suss out your competition by checking out which women are pointing their belly’s at him, since the rule applies to us women too!) · When a guy repeatedly refers to his exes as "crazy" or" psycho – what is the common denominator with his exes? – HIM. You can be sure that he will use those same words against you one day. · When it comes to meeting men, it helps to have something specific to talk about. The next time you see a hot dude, look for a clue to his personality before starting a conversation. For example, if he’s wearing a Galartasary top, approach him with "I noticed your top. I take it you love football." It’s an opener that’s more natural than contrived. Plus, you’ll put him at ease because you’re talking about something he really likes. · A man that still lives at home with the parents when approaching 30 is just sad. A man at that age that still has his mother buy his clothes is even sadder. This guy is someone that will not commit and will not cut the umbilical cord. I suggest cut your ties while you can. · A guy who rates you or other girls as a number from 1 to 10 is a loser, even if he gives you a 10. You're a woman, not county fair livestock. · The 5/15 Rule - If a dude touches you 5 times in 15 minutes, you are totally in there. A man will find excuses to put his hands on you to see how you respond. He might touch your arm, tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, or play with your necklace. If you tighten up, he knows the score and he should take the hint. · You know that spot you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s it resembles a second head? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you happen to look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning. Happy Dating! xoxo
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![]() So last night was date night, eventually. I say eventually as it was a bit touch and go there for a while, but yes, it 'eventually' happened. We eventually decided on going to Mascara bar in Marmaris, which overlooks the whole of the Marmaris bay. Lovely setting for a romantic evening dont you think? However me being me, I seemed to have tripped over a vodka bottle prior to arriving and was consequently a little tipsy. That certainly helped me overcome my first date nerves and set me on a path of destruction. It would be great if I could remember the conversation as it was, but alas, I cant. Dam that bottle of vodka that tripped me up! The date must have gone well as when I text him tonight, he was really cool. Yes, I had to text him as what I do remember about the night was that he was definitely the shy type, but then opposites attract apparently. We do look good together I must add, him with his dark brooding looks dressed in a black suit, and me with my wild platinum blond locks dressed rather casually refined and as always in black from head to toe. Yes - we could work well in a photo for sure (well on paper yes however every photo that I am in I look like a retarded blowfish). I may have to consider giving up my usual Victoria Beckham non smiling pose as of late it has not been doing much for me! But then again, neither does showing off my pearly whites in a photo either. Some people are just not photogenic and I happen to be one of those poor buggers. But like I always think - better in person, that is unless my mirror is a bloody lier? Is there going to be a date number two? If he asks then I shall accept :) But this time he knows he has to do the asking as I do remember telling him this when we bid each other farewell. And he said he would, but time will only tell... |
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